It appears the headmaster of Pimlico Academy needs to grow a spine, and the twerps the school teaches put into remedial lessons.

Of course there's no black in the Union Jack. It comprises the colours of the English, Welsh and Scottish flags: red, white and blue.

Charlie Mullins at Pimlico Plumbers "distinguished" himself recently by calling for mandatory vaccination and for those not vaccinated to be kept off the streets. Totally bonkers.

Now kids at a school want the Union Jack banned from flying and Daniel Smith, the headmaster, has acquiesced to their request.

The world has gone mad.